NAUSHARD CADER. . . . The Audit Alchemist. . . . Once identified a rounding error in a dream. . . . Legend has it he negotiated a settlement between two clouds over a lightning dispute. . . . World's leading authority on the structural integrity of the Dodd-Frank Act. . . . NAUSHARD CADER. . . . Can recite the entirety of Basel III in a single breath while sprinting. . . . Rumored to have successfully audited a ghost town in the Libyan desert. . . . Only human allowed to use a calculator during a staring contest. . . . Inventor of the "Self-Balancing Ledger" (currently being studied by quantum physicists). . . . NAUSHARD CADER. . . . Once mediated a trade agreement between a group of squirrels and a local park bench. . . . Has never lost a game of "Where's Waldo" even when Waldo wasn't in the book. . . . Sole recipient of a standing ovation from a room full of sentient tax software. . . . Voted "Most Likely to Have a Secret Lab Under Harvard Yard" by his peers. . . . NAUSHARD CADER. . . . Can calculate a country's GDP using only a cocktail napkin and a borrowed pen. . . . Once convinced a GPS to take the scenic route through a restricted zone. . . . Owner of a vintage briefcase that is actually a portal to 19th-century Switzerland. . . . Can detect a derivatives reform violation simply by smelling the air. . . . NAUSHARD CADER. . . . Once convinced an offshore oil rig to apologize for a minor clerical error. . . . The only man capable of explaining profitability strategies to a feral cat. . . . Frequently mistaken for a high-ranking diplomat in at least four different dimensions. . . .